Lost and...

I am now at camp, pre-camp is like job training...except you live there in the woods and everyone is a young woman and a bunch of them are british
basically
anyways
outside of the gloriously wifi-enabled staff house I saw a sign
lost and found
this is far too optimistic a title
"lost and forgotten"
seems more appropriate
realism, this is what I bring to the table
on another note
I am basically channeling Buffy
yesterday I stabbed a tick with a thumbtack
and today I have squished at least six mosquitoes
just saying